What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:47

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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